Dr. Hong - 04.07.2007 / 20:22:33


Kolme lokkia
savupiipun kaiteella.
Yksi kirkuu tuskaansa.
Minä olen se lokki.

Kolme lokkia
savupiipun kaiteella.
Kaksi lähtee - yksi jää.
Minä olen se lokki.

Ei yhtäkään
lokkia
savupiipun kaiteella.
Minä olen se lokki.


Dr. Hong - 29.12.2006 / 17:28:41
MY BLACK IBANEZ GUITAR

1.They say love rules the world
But I don´t think it´s so
´Cause I see hatered and destruction
Everywhere I go
Night eats the light of day
And every shooting star
And the only sound that´s left I must say
Is my black Ibanez guitar

2.When I was a little boy
I tried to play a song
With my guitar so white and so beautiful
But everything went wrong
So I went to a root-doctor
I had to travel far
He taught me how to play
A black Ibanez guitar

3.My joy has died away
A long, long time ago
Now the only sound I hear
Now the only sound I know
Is the chanting on some crazy fools
In some crazy local bar
And the sad, sad sound
Of my black Ibanez guitar

4.Yesterday I gave my son a present
A guitar lily-white
To keep his mother happy
And to play it through the night
But my son smashed his instrument
And he said: Take me to a bar!
`Cause I want to go where daddy went
With his black Ibanez guitar




Dr. Hong - 23.12.2006 / 15:40:53

IN THE NAME OF MR. CHUCK BERRY

1.Deep down in Lousiana
Singing night and day
Reelin´ and a-rockin´
Wouldn´t have it other way

2.My promised land
I´m already there
Playing in a band
With no worries with no care

CH:So may all your days
Be bright & merry
In the name of
Mr. Chuck Berry

3.Johnny B. Goode
Sweet little sixteen
Roll over, Beethoven
Talkin´ ´bout you, Nadine

4.Beautiful Delilah
Oh Carol - let it rock
Until I am
Too pooped to pop

CH:So may all your days
Be bright & merry
In the name of
Mr. Chuck Berry

5.It was in the year
1955
Mr. Berry
Set the world on fire

6.Now he comes to Sweden
Still plays his Gibson like a bell
Still picking up girls
Still raisin´ hell

CH:So may all your days
Be bright & merry
In the name of
Mr. Chuck Berry


Dr. Hong - 16.12.2006 / 14:47:01
KARIN VIRALLINEN VAALIBIISI

1.Kansalaiset! - eli siis medbörjare
Eduskuntavaalit eessä on
Torvet soiden riemuiten me saavumme
Vallan ottaa joukko vallaton

2.Ehdokas on itse vaatimattomuus
Vaikka kauheen määrän tehnyt on
Lauluja - ja tässä on taas yksi uus
Runosuoni häll' on loputon

3.Mutta leikki sikseen - seuraa asiaa:
Porvareille pannaan hanttiin nyt!
Ei meitä enää Pahvi-Sauli sortaa saa
On kyykytyksen aika päättynyt

CH:Tää on Kari virallinen vaalibiisi
Eduskuntaan mennään ryminällä
Kaksi hyvää syytä häntä äänestää on nää:
Keho terästä ja sydän kultaa hällä


Dr. Hong - 03.12.2006 / 08:44:04
WELCOME TO MY WORLD

1.A landscape and a road
Just a picture in my mind
A memory of a feeling
That seemed so hard to find

2.I arrived to face the day
And now I´ll never go away
I travelled through the night
To meet the morning light

3.So welcome to my world
The journey was so long
I thought I´d never make it
To sing another song

4.Somewhere a little bird
Is resting in a tree
Welcome to my world
A world for you and me


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 16:59:59
POLITICAL BOOGIE

1.Brothers and sisters everywhere
Time to stand up for your rights
The corporate crooks they don´t care
The one who survives is the one who fights

CH:Political boogie
Social woogie
Is this a scoogie
Or Hollywood?
Political boogie
I´m no rookie
So give me your cookie
`Cause I´m Robin Hood

2.The train I ride is Liberation Special
It´s running with no light
You cannot see the revolution coming
But believe me it´s in sight

3.So join the movement rock the boat
Something´s gotta give in
No more gabbage for the goat
This time we´re going to win

CH:Political boogie
Social woogie
Is this a scoogie
Or Hollywood?
Political boogie
I´m no rookie
So give me your cookie
`Cause I´m Robin Hood


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 11:33:39
THE DILEMMA OF THE PRINCE OF DENMARK

1.Hamlet he did too much thinking
Then he lost his mind
Sa in a graveyard all alone
On a tombstone
Wise men ´round the world
Talking crapp day after day
Like Hamlet they´re trying to find the truth
But like Hamlet they´ve lost their way

CH:Oh prince of Denmark
You are the king of fools
To be or not to be
You´re just too blind to see
Oh prince of Denmark
Time to lay down your tools
`Cause madness rules in the night
But wisdom comes with the morning light

2.Your mother couldn´t love you
Your father was the king
No wonder you live under pressure
Always try to win
Relax and look around
The truth is there to be found
No shovel skull or rope this time
But peace and love and hope



Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 11:24:12
CONFESSIONS OF A CAT

1.I´m a very selfish creature
I care only about me
I´m a very selfish creature
I care only about me
But there´s really nothing wrong with that
`Cause I´m so beautiful you see

2.Last night I caught a mouse
It faced a very slow and a painful death
Last night I caught a mouse
It faced a very slow and a painful death
But for me it was just sheer pleasure
To watch him take his final breath

3.I like to keep my fur very clean
I lick it through the day
I like to keep my fur very clean
I lick it through the day
And I never really mean to be mean
I just want things always go my way

4.So if you ever should cross my path
Be ready to adore
So if you ever should cross my path
Be ready to adore
`Cause of praise and petting I will never get enough
I will always need more


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 11:15:42
BACK FROM THE GRAVE

1.There was a man from Judea
He preached the book of love
They killed him on the cross
They don´t want him to be the boss
Then they took his body down
An buried it inside a cave
But he kicked the stone away
´Cause this is what he had to say

CH:Back from the grave
I am back from the grave
You tried to put me down but I came
Back from the grave
I came back from the grave
I came back from the grave
You cannot put me down
Because I´m back from the grave

2.I gave you my heart
But you threw it away
Still I came back from endless night
To face another day
So if you never ever try to kill my joy
And make me blue
Remember this I promise
I will dig a grave for you

CH

3.Hand in hand we are traveling
The end is near
Everything falls apart
There´s no one who will hear
Heading for disaster
Without a master
Still I sing my song
Helps me to carry on

CH:We´ll be back from the grave
We´ll be back from the grave
When comes the Judgement Day
Then we´ll be back from the grave
We´ll be back from the grave
We´ll be back from the grave
We´re already on our way to heaven
Back from the grave
We´re already on our way to heaven
Back from the grave


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 10:59:17
THE BIG MISTAKE

1.Yesterday
You went away
Cannot have you back

2.In vain I pray
You couldn´t stay
Makes me feel so sad

CH:Now comes the rain
Now comes the pain
Now come the tears I cry
And I realize the big mistake
Was not to sat goodbye

3.Shut your mouth
I hate you
I´ll kick your ass one day

4.Familiar words
Too often heard
When lovers go their way

CH:Now comes the rain
Now comes the pain
Now come the tears I cry
And I realize the big mistake
Was not to say goodbye


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 10:27:31
A VOODOO DOLL & A SNAKE´S HEAD

1.I read the news today
Life´s getting harder in every way
Up in the sky saw a strange light
The aliens they want to fight
I phoned the local police
Said: mr. sheriff help me please
´Cause this morning I found in my bed
A voodoo doll and a snake´s head

2.Went to a doctor´s pad
I said: lock me in I´m getting mad
The nuthouse is already full
Told a nurse very beautiful
I asked her to marry me
´Cause it´s getting very late you see
But she said no and gave me instead
A voodoo doll and a snake´s head

3.I turned to God and said:
Give me a sign before I´m dead
Same time postman knocked at my door
And dropped a packet on the floor
What in the world inside there might be
You´re absolutely right
I opened it and threw on my bed
A voodoo doll and a snake´s head

4.An archeologist
Digging sand in the midst
Of a vast desert
A statue in his fist
Another one came out
Then I heard a shout
Two things that made him drop dead
A voodoo doll and a snake´s head

5.Hey there pretty little girl
Going to school the teacher´s rule
You must never forget
This is what he said:
After class I´ll teach you something
You have not learned yet
It´s a devil´s game called
A voodoo doll and a snake´s head

6.Crazy man
Crazy man
Where´s your law
When will you understand
What you see
Is what you get
A voodoo doll
And a snake´s head


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 10:08:06
SON OF PJONGYANG

1.Mother loves his little boy
She puts him to bed
Tomorrow is a big day
Time to get some rest

2.Picture of the leader
Hanging on the wall
Time to learn the rule
First day in school

CH:Son of Pjongyang
The rising star
You shine so bright
You shine so far
Hope lies in you
You must be true
To leaders word
It must be heard

3.Learning to obey
Learning what is right
Learning to defend
Your people with all your might

4.Sometimes it gets rough
You gotta be so tough
Just trust and never doubt
That is what it´s all about


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 10:00:13
OKLAHOMA WHISPER

1.When I was young
I heard a song
A simple tune
About the cajun moon
Crazy mama
Where have you been so long?
It´s that Oklahoma whisper
Calling you to come back home

2.Mr. J.J. Cale
Sang under the moon pale
From late at night
Untill the morning light
Times they are a-changing
But something still stays the same
Like that Oklahoma whisper
And cocaine

3.Devil in disguise
An old man so wise
Plays guitar with ease
They call him the breeze
In that deep dark dungeon of ignorance
I spent most of my youth
Untill I heard that Oklahoma whisper
Telling me the truth


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 09:52:26
THIS MORNING WHEN I FLUSHED THE TOILET

1.This morning when I flushed the toilet
I flushed all my reason too
Something happened I cannot explain
But I was a new man when I came out of the loo

2.This morning when I flushed the toilet
Hungover and feeling sick
Life had lost all it´s meaning
All I had in my hand was my prick

3.This morning when I flushed the toilet
I feared or worried no more
Even though a skeleton dressed in black
Was knocking at my door


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 09:45:47
BALLAD OF BOB DYLAN

1.Bob Dylan wrote a song
But he wasn´t satisfied
´Cause he couldn´t fix it right
No matter how he tried

2.There were some clever words
And even some wisdom
But he knew it wasn´t good enough
For a Bob Dylan song

3.Then one night he dreamed of a hurricane
Lightning thunder and heavy rain
The whole world was washed to the sea
Only Israel remaind

4.So in his dream he flew to Israel
And he said: What the hell
Who´s in charge in here
Is the end of the world now near

5.Then suddenly Bob Dylan woke up in his bed
Still with no song in his head
Got up and lit a small cigar
The sun was shining on his guitar

6.Then Bob Dylan wrote a song
But still he wasn´t satisfied
´Cause he couldn´t fix it right
No matter how he tried


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 09:36:46
ONE DAY A STONE WILL STOP IT´S ROLLING

1.Everything in this world
Has a beginning and an end
It´s the cosmic law
No denying that for sure

2.First a boy becomes a man
Then suddenly he´s old
What once was a touch of a loving hand
Is now a grip so cold

CH:´Cause one day a stone will stop it´s rolling
And rest in valley deep
Good times will be over
Comes a time to weep
When the last song will be sung
They closing down the bar
And the last pair of knickers will be thrown on feet
Of a rock´n´roll star

3.Well I had my days of glory
I played electric guitar
They published my story
While I drank whiskey from my jar

4.My record was on the radio
My picture was on the wall
But came the day when I had to say
It´s time to leave it all


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 09:24:00
BIG BLACK SPIDER

1.There´s a big black spider
Crawling in my room
There´s a big black spider
Crawling in my room
And there´s a big bad wolf outside
Howling at the moon

2.A Little Red Riding Hood
Went to see her grandma
A Little Red Riding Hood
She went to see her grandma
She went hiking through the woods
But she didn´t ge very far

3.Everyone is afraid
Trouble coming soon our way
Everyone is afraid
Trouble coming soon our way
Because there´s a big black hole
In the world today


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 09:18:11
A NEW KAZOO

1.I´ve been around the world
I met the sweetest girl
I played in a rock band
The president shook my hand

2.All of my dreams came true
One thing I just want you to do
I want you to buy me
A new kazoo

3.Yesterday my kazoo was broken
I don´t know why
But it made me cry

4.I don´t want to go to moon
The rocket goes too soon
But I want you to buy me
A new kazoo
I just want you to buy me
A new kazoo


Dr. Hong - 02.12.2006 / 09:12:15
THE BEATLES SAVED MY LIFE

1.Well I was stranded in the jungle
Beasts lurking everywhere
Well I was stranded in the jungle
Beasts lurking everywhere
And I knew I couldn´t get alive
Out of there

2.A yellow submarine appeared
Out of the blue
A yellow submarine appeared
Out of the blue
Four men came out and said:
We came to rescue

3.The Beatles saved my life
I told the press
The Beatles saved my life
I told the press
But thet didn´t believe me they said:
Your head is a mess


Dr. Hong - 13.09.2006 / 05:47:57
hello kottarainen
how are you today
hello kottarainen
how are you today
i´m feeling pretty good
i hope you´re the same way

you got two little wings
enough for you to fly
you got two little wings
enough for you to fly
you don´t need no more
to touch the sky

well goodbye kottarainen
i guess it´s time to go
well goodbye kottarainen
i guess it´s time to go
but i hope we´ll meet again
´cause i enjoyed your flying show


Dr. Hong - 13.09.2006 / 05:41:47
there are three things in my life in witch i trust
a bottle of booze and a woman with a huge bust
i don´t want to live forever all is said
and the best is yet to come when i am dead

my mama told put your trust in god
my papa hit me with a stick and an iron rod
but i came back and now i´m kicking like a mule
´cause i just graduated from life´s high school

sex and liquer and death are my best friends
i´m on a journey to hell that never ends
i don´t give a damn what you think about me
´cause sex and liquer and death are all i need

i set out on a journey to become a hoodoo man
i broke more hearts of little girls than you´ll ever understand
but the only time satisfaction was guaranteed
was when sex and liquer and death were riding with me

so if you ever think about going straight
forget it mate you will never get it made
this world is full of sin and that´s the way it should be
so forget all your troubles and sing with me

sex and liquer and death are my best friends
i´m on a journey to hell that never ends
i don´t give a damn what you think about me
´cause sex and liquer and death are all i need


Dr. Hong - 13.09.2006 / 05:29:13
nothing to do with religion
nothing to do with love
nothing to do with the bible
or some sacred place above
one day it just happened
i made a brand new start
when god spoke to me
he spoke to my heart

he told me to relax
he said listen to this
are you ready for the truth
are you ready for the bliss
we are now as one
and we we will never part
that´s what god spoke to me
he spoke to my heart

now everything is shining
everything is new
everything i see
now belongs to me
and when i close my eyes
the dream is ready to start
that how god speaks to me
he speaks to my heart

i don´t need to convince you
i don´t mean to be wise
nothing to do with heaven
or paradise
i just fell on my knees
in my own backyard
when god spoke to me
he spoke to my heart


Dr. Hong - 13.09.2006 / 05:03:21
listen
don´t speak
hear a sound
so weak

rising
in your ear
distant first
now near

see
a tiny boat
coming
let it float

go along
the stream
step inside
my dream


Dr. Hong - 13.09.2006 / 04:59:00
It¨s a long and a misty night
Someone´s keeping a vigil
Mr. Chen is preparing a chicken meal
But Dr. Hong is sleeping


Dr. Hong - 12.09.2006 / 19:20:13
HEAR ME FOLKS
NEAR & FAR
I´M THE MAN
HYPERSTAR

A BAPTIST PREACHER
A HOODOO DUDE
A MYSTIC TEACHER
JOHNNY B. GOODE

I DON´T MEAN
TO BE BOLD
BUT I DIED LAST NIGHT
SO TODAY I´M OLD